De-Acquisition: Leaving Records on the Porch

May 16, 2026 · 7:44 pm
location: The Nap Palace • Baltimore, MD
feeling: melancholy

Well, Spring is already nigh, and my record collection has been asking me whether I even care about it. The answer is, of course, but honestly, not as much as I used to. At least, for some of you that don’t get listened to, having you does not bring me as much joy as buying you did.

A lot of new stuff is coming in. There’s a few new Jewish summer camp records I found on eBay, including one from Blue Star Camps in North Carolina in 1979 and Brandeis-Bardin Institute, where I grew up at (I’ve been deep in a Max Helfman rabbit hole). There’s a box of 250 Jewish CD’s of various sorts that were donated to me by a dear friend from her synagogue that had them sitting in a closet, gathering dust and are awaiting cataloging, ripping, scanning, and writing metadata into MusicBrainz/Archive.org.

And another unknown amount of records and a mandolin and a couple of other string instruments that were willed to me by my Uncle Mickey, my Grandfather’s brother, who died last month with a treasure trove of 33’s, analog recording gear, instruments of all sorts, and an incredible legacy. Uncle Mickey was my first exposure to Old Time music. He played in a banjo orchestra for decades. He taught music all around Southern California, including at Cal State Los Angeles.

Uncle Mickey on the fiddle, Cousin Robbie on the squeezebox and Uncle Morrie on fiddle, sometime in the late ’70s.

I was able to see Mickey a couple of months ago when he was in recovery in Claremont after a near-fatal hospital stay. I had been on the West Coast for a few weeks and seeing Mickey was a priority. My mom and I drove out to the long-term facility he was at with my Aunt Bea and I told my mom we had to stop at the Folk Music Center on the way over.

My mom was totally floored by the shop, just as I had been the first time I went 10 years ago—an institution, a living museum, a legendary hub of accessible music-making. We saw a nice melodica on sale, nicer than the one I’d been bringing to the bluegrass jams lately, and she offered to buy me it for Chanukah. I was sheepish about it, but decided it really would be a nice upgrade. I ended up donating my other melodica to the Abayudaya community in Uganda when I traveled there a month later. A story for another day.

Anyway, I saw some old banjo magazines from the 70’s at the Folk Music Center, and I picked up a copy to give to Uncle Mickey. We headed over and got to chat for an hour or so. He was in good spirits as a nurse came by to take him around for some exercises, monitoring his blood pressure, and advising on next visits.

I didn’t mean to wander into those memories, I had intended this post to be about what records I was getting rid of.

I started collecting when I was 14 or 15, spending a dollar or two on records at Goodwill, close enough to my house to carry home. If it had a super cool cover or was an artist I’d heard on the classic rock station, that was cool enough for me to want to buy it. I got frames for my records and arranged them 4 rows of 3 on my wall and swapped out covers that I thought were interesting. That’s how I ended up with Jethro Tull’s “Passion Play” or Grand Funk Railroad’s “We’re An American Band” or In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

I wish that I had bought more of the albums I loved at the time and less of the albums that were available because now I feel in the unenviable position of wishing I had Bright Eyes’ “I’m Wide Awake It’s Morning” or Dashboard Confessionals “Places I Have Come to Fear the Most” instead of these Jefferson Starship records.

So, de-acquisition time. I suspect I’m at around 500-600 records and my goal this year is to reduce by about half. I’m making sure that everything that I do actually somewhat love is available on my server, and pretty much everything I’m getting rid of is worth less than $15.

It helps that I have my Little Free Record Library right on my porch. It is a somewhat dynamic location, with new stuff popping in every few days. I’ve taken and kept some records that others have donated, and I’ve given out about 50 records so far. This will be my largest donation to date, and I’ll probably do it in a few waves because the stack is a bit too big to go in at once.

Photo by Suzie Ross

So it’s so long to the old old and in with the new old, and I bid adieu and acknowledge these records for their years (or months) of good service. Here’s what’s on it’s way out. 52 records, from the D thru J section of the collection:

Album cover for Whammy! by The B-52's
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The B-52’s
Whammy!
(1983)
Album cover for Night Moves by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
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Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
Night Moves
(1976)
Album cover for Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell by Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell
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Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell
Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell
(1968)
Album cover for Night Cruiser by Deodato
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Deodato
Night Cruiser
(1980)
Album cover for Lady Sings the Blues by Diana Ross
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Diana Ross
Lady Sings the Blues
(1972)
Album cover for Dinah Washington by Dinah Washington
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Dinah Washington
Dinah Washington
(1964)
Album cover for For Lonely Lovers by Dinah Washington
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Dinah Washington
For Lonely Lovers
(1960)
Album cover for Tears and Laughter by Dinah Washington
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Dinah Washington
Tears and Laughter
(1962)
Album cover for Golden Hits Part One by Dionne Warwick
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Dionne Warwick
Golden Hits Part One
(1967)
Album cover for Hello Dummy! by Don Rickles
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Don Rickles
Hello Dummy!
(1968)
Album cover for I Believe in You by Don Williams
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Don Williams
I Believe in You
(1980)
Album cover for Best of the Doobies by The Doobie Brothers
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The Doobie Brothers
Best of the Doobies
(1976)
Album cover for Togo Brava Suite by Duke Ellington
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Duke Ellington
Togo Brava Suite
(1971)
Album cover for 30 by Ella by Ella Fitzgerald
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Ella Fitzgerald
30 by Ella
(1968)
Album cover for Friends by Elton John
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Elton John
Friends
(1971)
Album cover for Reg Strikes Back by Elton John
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Elton John
Reg Strikes Back
(1988)
Album cover for I Got Lucky by Elvis Presley
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Elvis Presley
I Got Lucky
(1971)
Album cover for Blue Kentucky Girl by Emmylou Harris
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Emmylou Harris
Blue Kentucky Girl
(1979)
Album cover for Elite Hotel by Emmylou Harris
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Emmylou Harris
Elite Hotel
(1975)
Album cover for Quarter Moon in a Ten Cent Town by Emmylou Harris
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Emmylou Harris
Quarter Moon in a Ten Cent Town
(1978)
Album cover for Clapton at His Best by Eric Clapton
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Eric Clapton
Clapton at His Best
(1972)
Album cover for Greatest Hits by Ernest Tubb
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Ernest Tubb
Greatest Hits
(1968)
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Esther Satterfield
The Need to Be
(1975)
Album cover for Invisible Touch by Genesis
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Genesis
Invisible Touch
(1986)
Album cover for Weekend in L.A. by George Benson
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George Benson
Weekend in L.A.
(1978)
Album cover for Take-Offs And Put-Ons by George Carlin
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George Carlin
Take-Offs And Put-Ons
(1967)
Album cover for Folksy by George Hamilton IV
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George Hamilton IV
Folksy
(1965)
Album cover for 20 Greatest Hits by George Jones
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George Jones
20 Greatest Hits
(1981)
Album cover for Greatest Hits by George Jones
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George Jones
Greatest Hits
(1977)
Album cover for Greatest Hits by Glen Campbell
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Glen Campbell
Greatest Hits
(1971)
Album cover for Oh Happy Day by Glen Campbell
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Glen Campbell
Oh Happy Day
(1970)
Album cover for Squeezing Out Sparks by Graham Parker and the Rumour
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Graham Parker and the Rumour
Squeezing Out Sparks
(1979)
Album cover for We're An American Band by Grand Funk
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Grand Funk
We’re An American Band
(1973)
Album cover for Greatest Hits by Hank Williams Jr.
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Hank Williams Jr.
Greatest Hits
(1982)
Album cover for Short Stories by Harry Chapin
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Harry Chapin
Short Stories
(1973)
Album cover for Heart by Heart
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Heart
Heart
(1985)
Album cover for Herman's Hermits on Tour by Herman's Hermits
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Herman’s Hermits
Herman’s Hermits on Tour
(1965)
Album cover for Introducing Herman's Hermits by Herman's Hermits
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Herman’s Hermits
Introducing Herman’s Hermits
(1965)
Album cover for Fore! by Huey Lewis and the News
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Huey Lewis and the News
Fore!
(1986)
Album cover for Sports by Huey Lewis and the News
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Huey Lewis and the News
Sports
(1983)
Album cover for In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly
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Iron Butterfly
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
(1968)
Album cover for The Pretender by Jackson Browne
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Jackson Browne
The Pretender
(1976)
Album cover for Greatest Hits by James Taylor
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James Taylor
Greatest Hits
(1976)
Album cover for Live in Person by Jan & Dean
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Jan & Dean
Live in Person
(1965)
Album cover for Enigmatic Ocean by Jean-Luc Ponty
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Jean-Luc Ponty
Enigmatic Ocean
(1977)
Album cover for Earth by Jefferson Starship
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Jefferson Starship
Earth
(1978)
Album cover for Spitfire by Jefferson Starship
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Jefferson Starship
Spitfire
(1976)
Album cover for Reunion by Jerry Jeff Walker
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Jerry Jeff Walker
Reunion
(1981)
Album cover for Jessi by Jessi Colter
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Jessi Colter
Jessi
(1975)
Album cover for A Passion Play by Jethro Tull
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Jethro Tull
A Passion Play
(1973)
Album cover for Smash Hits by Jimi Hendrix
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Jimi Hendrix
Smash Hits
(1968)
Album cover for Jimmie Rodgers (1970) by Jimmie Rodgers
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Jimmie Rodgers
Jimmie Rodgers (1970)
(1970)
Album cover for Greatest Hits by John Denver
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John Denver
Greatest Hits
(1973)
Album cover for I Walk the Line by Johnny Cash
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Johnny Cash
I Walk the Line
(1964)
Album cover for The Spectacular Johnny Horton by Johnny Horton
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Johnny Horton
The Spectacular Johnny Horton
(1959)
Album cover for The Silver Anniversary Album by Johnny Mathis
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Johnny Mathis
The Silver Anniversary Album
(1981)
Album cover for Fireworks by José Feliciano
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José Feliciano
Fireworks
(1970)
Album cover for Dreams and All That Stuff by Leo Kottke
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Leo Kottke
Dreams and All That Stuff
(1974)